From the set of our upcoming video.
The video has nothing to do with this image. But it IS coming soon…
Emily Axford's UCB Workout: Friday, May 21st at 6:30pm!!!
beast. will be performing as part of Emily’s Workout at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater.
IT WILL BE FUNNY COMEDY THAT YOU WILL LAUGH AT AND THINK “OH MY GOD THIS COMEDY IS VERY VERY FUNNY.”
we promise.
FRIDAY, MAY 21st
6pm
$5
UCB Theater at 26th and 8th.
Reserve your tickets now!
DO IT!
THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.
DO IT!
Thursday. A Storms a coming.
DO IT!
We will be performing at this storm!

Yes!
beast. in DC
beast. will be headlining the 8pm show as part of Slate III at The George Washington University in Washington DC.
THIS FRIDAY!
And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea,…and all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
If any man have an ear, let him hear.
REVELATION 13:1, 8, 9; 20:15
The beast. is coming.
new domain
Our film production company, beast.Films is now at beastfilms.org, and no longer beastfilms.net, which, as we learned the hard way, becomes a text-based advertisement site for porn if you let the domain name expire and forget to renew it.
“roy’s stories” featured on youtube
Our latest video, “Roy’s Stories” was featured on the front page of YouTube.com today! Here are some of our favorite comments so far:
the restaurant owner in the beginning is hot ;)
- sandiexcandie
Roy sounds like a kool down to earth guy.
- humilde7777
perfektly amerikan! HA!
- tarvligt
lol my name is Roy too
- RoyBoy137
This has a curse word at 1:24. And YouTube is becoming “family friendly”? Let’s think this over again and stay consistent in our standards, YouTube.
- BrettTheIntern
who ever like this
fucking shit its cuz u like it in the ass
and like sucking dick
fuck u and your fucking video
- myb369
Thanks and keep em comin!




