beast.

From the set of our upcoming video. The video has nothing to do...

Fri, 24 Sep 2010 08:47:00 -0400

From the set of our upcoming video.

The video has nothing to do with this image. But it IS coming soon…

Photo

Sun, 16 May 2010 03:37:00 -0400

Emily Axford's UCB Workout: Friday, May 21st at 6:30pm!!!

Fri, 14 May 2010 01:23:00 -0400

Emily Axford's UCB Workout: Friday, May 21st at 6:30pm!!!:

beast. will be performing as part of Emily’s Workout at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater.

IT WILL BE FUNNY COMEDY THAT YOU WILL LAUGH AT AND THINK “OH MY GOD THIS COMEDY IS VERY VERY FUNNY.”

we promise.

FRIDAY, MAY 21st
6pm
$5
UCB Theater at 26th and 8th.

Reserve your tickets now!

glennboozan: travishelwig: mikeantonucci: kirklarsen: stevenl...

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 23:25:15 -0400

glennboozan:

travishelwig:

mikeantonucci:

kirklarsen:

stevenlevine:

DO IT!

THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.

DO IT!

Thursday. A Storms a coming.

DO IT!

We will be performing at this storm!

Yes!

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:58:42 -0400

Yes!

beast. in DC

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:55:00 -0400

beast. in DC

beast. will be headlining the 8pm show as part of Slate III at...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:21:21 -0500

beast. will be headlining the 8pm show as part of Slate III at The George Washington University in Washington DC.

THIS FRIDAY!

"And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea,…and all that..."

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:27:00 -0500

“

And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea,…and all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

If any man have an ear, let him hear.

”

- REVELATION 13:1, 8, 9; 20:15

The beast. is coming.

new domain

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 15:37:00 -0500

Our film production company, beast.Films is now at beastfilms.org, and no longer beastfilms.net, which, as we learned the hard way, becomes a text-based advertisement site for porn if you let the domain name expire and forget to renew it.

"roy's stories" featured on youtube

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:10:00 -0500

Our latest video, “Roy’s Stories” was featured on the front page of YouTube.com today! Here are some of our favorite comments so far:

the restaurant owner in the beginning is hot ;)
- sandiexcandie

Roy sounds like a kool down to earth guy.
- humilde7777

perfektly amerikan! HA!
- tarvligt

lol my name is Roy too
- RoyBoy137

This has a curse word at 1:24. And YouTube is becoming “family friendly”? Let’s think this over again and stay consistent in our standards, YouTube.
- BrettTheIntern

who ever like this
fucking shit its cuz u like it in the ass
and like sucking dick
fuck u and your fucking video
- myb369

Thanks and keep em comin!

Finally, the complete collection can be yours to own.

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:55:00 -0400

Finally, the complete collection can be yours to own.

the beast. end of the summer spectacular!

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 13:12:00 -0400

beast. will be performing live at our final and most spectacular show of the summer, at MIDNIGHT, THIS FRIDAY! The spectacular show is at The City, the new spectacular Improv and Sketch room at The spectacular Broadway Comedy Club!

Admission will be $5 + 2 Spectacular Drink Minimum, HOWEVER, ANY UCB, MAGNET, OR PIT STUDENT WITH ID GETS IN FREE WITH NO DRINK MINIMUM! Featuring spectacular Improv and Sketch from beast., and the spectacular debut of THE CULLENS!

The Cullens are:

Johnathan Fernandez
Todd Bieber
Joanna Borns
Joachim Wiese
Jaime Castillo

Check out our shows page or the facebook event for more info.

show this friday!

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:55:00 -0400

This Friday, we will be performing with Dogbasket and Rogue Elephant at Under st. Marks Theater! Check out our shows page or the facebook event for more info!

new facebook page

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:27:00 -0400

We’ve got a new facebook page. Become a fan!

Well, yeah, that’s it I guess.

Easier said than done.

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:19:00 -0400

Easier said than done.

Sometimes, it’s good to get it all out there.

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:39:00 -0400

Sometimes, it’s good to get it all out there.

del close marathon!

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:43:00 -0400

Bright and early on Saturday, August 9th at 9:15am, we will be performing at the 10th Annual Del Close Marathon! Check out our event page for more info, or RSVP on our Facebook event

Emily Axford

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:37:00 -0400

Emily Axford:

Emily’s blog

Mike Antonucci

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:36:00 -0400

Mike Antonucci:

Mike’s tumblr

Kevin Mead

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:35:00 -0400

Kevin Mead:

Kevin’s tumblr