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“Roy’s Stories” Featured on YouTube

admin — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:10:35 +0000

Our latest video, “Roy’s Stories” was featured on the front page of YouTube.com today! Here are some of our favorite comments so far:

the restaurant owner in the beginning is hot
- sandiexcandie

Roy sounds like a kool down to earth guy.
- humilde7777

perfektly amerikan! HA!
- tarvligt

lol my name is Roy too
- RoyBoy137

This has a curse word at 1:24. And YouTube is becoming “family friendly”? Let’s think this over again and stay consistent in our standards, YouTube.
- BrettTheIntern

who ever like this
fucking shit its cuz u like it in the ass
and like sucking dick
fuck u and your fucking video
- myb369

Thanks and keep em comin!

The beast. End of the Summer Spectacular!

admin — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:12:00 +0000

beast. will be performing live at our final and most spectacular show of the summer, at MIDNIGHT, THIS FRIDAY!

The spectacular show is at The City, the new spectacular Improv and Sketch room at The spectacular Broadway Comedy Club!

Admission will be $5 + 2 Spectacular Drink Minimum, HOWEVER, ANY UCB, MAGNET, OR PIT STUDENT WITH ID GETS IN FREE WITH NO DRINK MINIMUM!

Featuring spectacular Improv and Sketch from beast., and the spectacular debut of THE CULLENS!

The Cullens are:
Johnathan Fernandez
Todd Bieber
Joanna Borns
Joachim Wiese
Jaime Castillo

Check out our shows page or the facebook event for more info.

Show This Friday!

admin — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:55:14 +0000

This Friday, we will be performing with Dogbasket and Rogue Elephant at Under st. Marks Theater! Check out our shows page or the facebook event for more info!

new facebook page

admin — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:27:17 +0000

We’ve got a new facebook page. Become a fan!

Well, yeah, that’s it I guess.

del close marathon!

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:43:27 +0000

Bright and early on Saturday, August 9th at 9:15am, we will be performing at the 10th Annual Del Close Marathon! Check out our event page for more info, or RSVP on our Facebook event.

emily on a new harold team!

admin — Fri, 23 May 2008 23:07:47 +0000

beast’s own Emily Axford is now on the brand new harold team tentatively called “Alien Melody” at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theatre! You can catch her performing with them every Tuesday night at 8pm beginning May 27th. Check out more info on the new harold teams here or check out the UCB Theatre here.

UPDATE: The team is permanently called “RAGNARÖCK” and you can check out more info on the teams here.

beast. films!

admin — Tue, 13 May 2008 23:03:47 +0000

beast.Films, our film production company, has finished production on our first project tentatively titled “On Parole,” Starring T.J. Miller (Cloverfield, Carpoolers). Check out a preview rough cut clip here:

For more information, check out the beast.Films Website at beastfilms.net, and please consider donating to the project for post production! Thank you for your support!

august show!

admin — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 23:03:07 +0000

We will have a show Friday, August 17th at MIDNIGHT at Mo Pitkin’s House of Satisfaction! This show will be all beast, all the time, with improv, sketch, and video comedy. It’s gonna be a big night. Big in terms of size. As in it will last long. Mostly because the show starts at midnight, and it’s a 73 hour show with no intermissions. Check out the Facebook event here. Buy tickets online here.

show’s over

admin — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 23:02:38 +0000

Our first show was tons o’ fun. Thanks to everyone who came out! Our friends from The Situation Room have shows coming up the next two weekends at UCB Theater! These shows are AWESOME so bring your friends, enemies, family, and linens. Check em’ out here and here.

first show ever!

admin — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:01:31 +0000

Our first show is upon us! We will be performing with our good friends, The Situation Room at the Gotham City Improv on Thursday, June 28th at 10pm. The Situation Room have a running sketch show at the UCB Theatre called Smellin’ Up the Den, and it’s full of awesome. We’ll both be bringing brand new stuff to this show, so we hope to see you there! Click here to check out the facebook event!